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Jokes- Because Even in Tough Times We Need a Laugh

These jokes are courtesy of O. Max Gardner III.

I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
I ordered a burger at McDonald’s and the kid behind the counter asked,”Can you afford fries with that?”
CEOs are now playing miniature golf.
If the bank returns your check marked В ”Insufficient Funds,” you call them and ask if [...]

January 21, 2010   Posted in: Bankruptcy News, Jokes  No Comments

Pastor’s Advice

A man has been in business for many, many years and the business
is going down the drain. He is seriously contemplating suicide
and he doesn’t know what to do. He goes to the Pastor to seek
his advice.
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He tells the Pastor about all of his problems in the business
and asks the Pastor what he should do. The [...]

October 26, 2009   Posted in: Jokes  No Comments

Messy Backup

September 23, 2009   Posted in: Jokes  No Comments

Three Questions

An old lady walks into an attorneys office, and asks him “Before I continue young man, how much will you charge me for answering three questions?”
“Roughly 300″ he says.
“Oh my,” she says “But isn’t that very expensive?”
“Yes,” he says “So…What is your third question?”

September 23, 2009   Posted in: Jokes  No Comments

Apple Saving

A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.
The old guy rubbed his vintage vest and said, “Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel.”
“I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at [...]

September 14, 2009   Posted in: Jokes  No Comments

The Lawyer’s Dog

A lawyer’s dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals a roast.
The butcher goes to the lawyer’s office and asks, “if a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog’s owner?”
The lawyer answers, “Absolutely.”
“Then [...]

September 9, 2009   Posted in: Jokes  No Comments

Comical Banks

A young college co-ed came running in tears to her father. “Dad, you gave me terrible financial advice!”
“I did? What did I tell you?” said the dad.
“You told me to put all my money in one of those big banks, and now that big bank is in trouble.”
“What are you talking about? That’s one of [...]

September 9, 2009   Posted in: Jokes  No Comments

Living La Vida 2009

YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2009 when…
1. You accidentally enter your pin on the microwave.
2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not [...]

August 27, 2009   Posted in: Jokes  No Comments

Funny Debt

Bankrupt..
Hear about the bank that wanted its bankrupt customer brought in….”debtor alive”?

August 25, 2009   Posted in: Jokes  No Comments

Rich Answers

When the preacher’s car broke down on a country road, he walked to a nearby roadhouse to use the phone. After calling for a tow truck, he spotted his old friend, Frank, drunk and tattered at the bar.
“What happened to you, Frank?” asked the good reverend. “You used to be rich.” Frank told a sad [...]

August 21, 2009   Posted in: Jokes  No Comments