A young college co-ed came running in tears to her father. “Dad, you gave me terrible financial advice!”
“I did? What did I tell you?” said the dad.
“You told me to put all my money in one of those big banks, and now that big bank is in trouble.”
“What are you talking about? That’s one of the largest banks in the state,” he said. “there must be some mistake.”
“I don’t think so,” she sniffed. “They just returned one of my checks with a note saying, ‘INSUFFICIENT FUNDS’.”