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The Law Offices of Mayer & Newton

East Tennessee Bankruptcy Law Firm

  • Knoxville
  • •
  • Morristown
  • •
  • Sevierville
Schedule Free Consultation

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An old lady walks into an attorneys office, and asks him “Before I continue young man, how much will you charge me for answering three questions?”

“Roughly 300” he says.

“Oh my,” she says “But isn’t that very expensive?”

“Yes,” he says “So…What is your third question?”

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